I think I’ve finally uncovered the mystery that is the womb of a woman. It came to me during my third trip to the bathroom the other night.
Are you ready?
W.O.M.B. stands for weighing on my bladder!
Gad-zooks these trips the porcelain throne get old, fast; especially now that the baby is continually making her descent further down into my special area as she prepares to make her arrival. Having a human head post up virtually on top of your bladder is no fun, my friends!
So maybe this was all a little silly…but hey! You gotta switch it up sometimes! LOL
I hope that you’re enjoying this holiday weekend as much as I’m enjoying mine.