I think I’ve finally uncovered the mystery that is the womb of a woman. It came to me during my third trip to the bathroom the other night.

Are you ready?

W.O.M.B. stands for weighing on my bladder!

Gad-zooks these trips the porcelain throne get old, fast; especially now that the baby is continually making her descent further down into my special area as she prepares to make her arrival. Having a human head post up virtually on top of your bladder is no fun, my friends!

So maybe this was all a little silly…but hey! You gotta switch it up sometimes! LOL

I hope that you’re enjoying this holiday weekend as much as I’m enjoying mine.



Posted on November 27, 2010, in The Rattle: Everything Baby. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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